Re: [SLUG] The Penguinilla Manifesto

[Tom Massey <tmas5640@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Jeff Waugh wrote:
> 
> > Tom Massey wrote:
> >
> > much like the expression on Rambo's face when he ties on that red headband
> > in Rambo III or IV.
> 
> Tom, you're a very disturbed individual.
> 
> Welcome aboard.

And there's nothing to say to that except 'Thank you'. (It appears that
Slug has taken to recruiting disturbed individuals in their battles
against the Borg) Not to worry, Lucas Caeliambulator himself (he said,
reverting to Latin in an attempt at subterfuge, and thinking that
everything would be far more secure if just passed through ROT-13 at
least 10, maybe 12 times) was most certainly extremely disturbed before
he began fighting against the evil Empire. You'd be disturbed if a bunch
of storm troopers had just wiped out your farm. *Really* disturbed
actually, since they're fictional characters. In fact, if you see a
bunch of storm troopers coming in to destroy your farm, you'd better
check yourself in for some counselling cause they don't exist. Really
they don't. If you're a victim of this sort of unrealistic siege, you
must remember to throw the explosive penguins at them. Pull out the
beaks before you throw, or else they'll pull them out for you and throw
them back. In the interests of security, please eat this email. And send
in pictures of you eating it, cause that'd be bloody funny, and I have
no idea how you'd accomplish it. :-)