Re: [slug-chat] a man who knows how to sign off

[Terry Collins <terry@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Craige McWhirter wrote:
> 
> I was referring to the ability to grow your dick again. I wanted to know
> how you can grow a bit again.... Ah, the  moments long gone now....

1>
No doubt you've heard the joke about the lass that asks a Scotsman what
is under his kilt. 
"Well, put your hand up there and find out"
"It grusome"
"Well, if you put your hand up a gain, it'll grusome more" {:-)

2>
I believe that tying a brick to the end may stretch it again, but I
understand a brick between the legs can cause awful accidents. {:-).

3>
Sigh! - the obvious answer was to spruke the name of some bombshell
female GPL developer, but alas, there aren't any that I know of. 


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